evil-bones-mccoy:

"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."

"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."

(via tyraisprobablygay)


homofarts:

pedrothepie:

homofarts:

funfact

octopuses have three hearts

and they still couldnt love you

as much as i do

The hearts only job is to circulate blood by pushing it throughout your body and lungs. It is incapable of feeling love on its own.

image

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punkgoesbridget:

no one is more tired of white people than steve harvey on family fued

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dahkon:

beccap:

The most realest shit I have ever. fucking. seen.

Will always reblog

dahkon:

beccap:

The most realest shit I have ever. fucking. seen.

Will always reblog

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Queers be like…

aldrinvaldez:

"What’s your emotional availability this week?"

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thebluelip-blondie:

my white protesters please remember that you’re rarely at the same risk we are when you stand up for what is right

thebluelip-blondie:

my white protesters please remember that you’re rarely at the same risk we are when you stand up for what is right

(via tyraisprobablygay)



honchcrow:

Reasons why im a bad friend:

• i get too attached

• i will complain about all my problems to you

i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me

i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that you dont think im annoying

• i am annoying

• im boring

• i dont know how to keep the conversation going

• i get emotional after midnight and will probably tell you something that could make you think differently of me

(via zacefronspants)


bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

(via coryhunlin)